I never do this (partly due to being lazy, partly due to thinking most charity is the equivalent of putting an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff rather than a fence at the top) but people I love and people whose words I read every day are rallying round a very worthwhile cause, and I decided to turn my one remotely useful skill (unless you count knowing how to concatenate in Excel) into more money for them.
Unless you’re the world’s luckiest person, you’ll have been affected by cancer in some way, and this money will go towards improving and maintaining a register of donors willing to donate blood stem cells and people who need them. In other words, important stuff that could well save the life of someone you love.
For £10 (or more) I will review literally any movie you choose, at least a thousand words. I’ll use the trademark ISCFC unwillingness to learn character names, political digressions, references to obscure 80s T&A movies, and armchair-quarterbacking to illuminate and entertain. If you want me to watch a film in a language I don’t understand with no subtitles, I will – although that would, admittedly, be quite an unusual review. Literally whatever you like.
I appreciate times are tough for us all, but if you can afford it, and have always thought “hahaha I wish I could force that asshole Mark to review The Owls Of Gahoole”, now you can!