The ISCFC vs. Horror Franchises

As the ISCFC has now covered the entirety of several different horror franchises, it’s about time we had a central page for all our reviews of those films. Also, if you’d like us to cover anything, please mention it in the comments – the sun would go supernova before we’d have the chance to watch all of the different franchises.

Cabin Fever

cabin1The first two are head and shoulders above nearly everything else listed on this page, with horror superstar directors Eli Roth and Ti West giving us an extremely infectious, extremely deadly virus and letting it run wild on horny teenagers. The third one sucked, though.

The Cabin Fever Films (2002 and 2009)
Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)

 

Friday The 13th

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Started off bad and largely stayed there, although for absolutely no reason finished up with a bizarrely great movie set in space.

Friday The 13th (1980)
Friday The 13th Part 2 (1981)
Friday The 13th Part 3 (1982)
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
Friday The 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
Jason Lives: Friday The 13th Part 6 (1986)
Friday The 13th Part 7: The New Blood (1988)
Friday The 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason X (2001)
Freddy vs Jason (2003)

 

Halloween

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The grandaddy of them all, this series shows how far you can ride one good film and one iconic mask.

Halloween (1978)
Halloween 2 (1981)
Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch (1982)
Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988)
Halloween 5: The Revenge Of Michael Myers (1989)
Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995)
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
Halloween Resurrection (2002)

House

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Veering from comedy to slasher films, this series deliberately ignored any continuity between films, and was almost great, but a weird part 3 and a just plain bad part 4 scuppered what had been a nice little franchise.

House (1986)
House 2: The Second Story (1987)
House 3: The Horror Show (1989)
House 4: The Repossession (1992)

 

Maniac Cop

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These were slasher movies cleverly disguised as police thrillers. Part 2 may be one of the finest B-movies of all time, the other two not so much (although they’re all worth watching).

Maniac Cop (1988)
Maniac Cop 2 (1990)
Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence (1993)

 

A Nightmare On Elm Street

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My favourite of all the slasher franchises, by miles. Part 1 is a legit classic, I love 3 and 4, “New Nightmare” is really clever too. Okay, a few of them sucked, but Elm Street’s highs were higher than the rest.

A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988)
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989)
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

Phantasm

It's only a flesh wound

It’s only a flesh wound

Reggie, who went from ice-cream man to bald Bruce Campbell, is the best thing about this series, all written and directed by the great Don Coscarelli, where the Tall Man steals corpses to turn into an intergalactic slave army. But the intergalactic stuff all pretty much happens off screen.

Phantasm (1979)
Phantasm 2 (1988)
Phantasm 3 – Lord of the Dead (1994)
Phantasm 4 – Oblivion (1998)

 

Prom Night

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Another franchise with wild variability in terms of quality, the first three are decent (with part 3 being one of the all-time great horror comedies); then the last two were just miserable.

Prom Night (1980)
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 (1987)
Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss (1990)
Prom Night 4: Deliver Us From Evil (1992)
Prom Night (2008)

 

Puppet Master

“If we keep our mouth shut, the film will end soon and we can go home”

A series that went in all sorts of different directions, but spent most of its time either in the Bodega Bay Hotel or Nazi Germany. Andre Toulon’s puppets got into all sorts of scrapes, and will no doubt continue to do so in the future, thanks to the prolific Full Moon Pictures. I’ll let my first paragraph of the “Retro Puppet Master” review do the talking:

“If you think about it, these films are pretty weird. The closest they have to a central character, Andre Toulon, is the protagonist in some installments, the antagonist in others, and either doesn’t appear at all or pops up to offer advice for a few minutes in the rest of them. The most recent (11th) film in the series is, if you take them chronologically, fourth; and the way they ignore continuity is almost at the level where it might be a joke from the filmmakers.”

Puppet Master (1989)
Puppet Master 2 (1991)
Puppet Master 3 – Toulon’s Revenge (1991)
Puppet Master 4 – The Demon (1993)
Puppet Master 5 – The Final Chapter (1994)
Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)
Retro Puppet Master (1999)
Puppet Master: The Legacy (2003)
Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys (2004)
Puppet Master: Axis of Evil (2010)
Puppet Master X: Axis Rising (2012)

Silent Night, Deadly Night

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The first film generated enough negative publicity to squeeze out four sequels and a 2012 remake. The second one is an all-time great “so bad it’s good” movie, the rest of them can be taken or left.

Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Silent Night (2012)

Sleepaway Camp

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Woman finds best way to watch film

Angela, the girl with a little something extra, starts out by strictly enforcing her own moral code, then degenerates into cheerfully killing people who just piss her off a bit.

Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Sleepaway Camp 2 – Unhappy Campers (1988)
Sleepaway Camp 3 – Teenage Wasteland (1989)
Sleepaway Camp 4 – The Survivor (1992)
Return To Sleepaway Camp (2008)

 

Witchcraft

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Is this a horror franchise? I’m not sure it’s…anything. Films mostly about the exploits of Will Spanner, who’s the son of some witches but tries to use his powers for good, or something.

Witchcraft (1988)
Witchcraft II: The Temptress (1989)
Witchcraft III: The Kiss Of Death (1991)
Witchcraft IV: The Virgin Heart (1992)
Witchcraft V: Dance With The Devil (1993)
Witchcraft 666: The Devil’s Mistress (1994)
Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour (1995)
Witchcraft VIII: Salem’s Ghost (1996)
Witchcraft IX: Bitter Flesh (1997)
Witchcraft X: Mistress Of The Craft (1998)
Witchcraft XI: Sisters In Blood (2000)
Witchcraft XII: In The Lair Of The Serpent (2002)
Witchcraft 13: Blood Of The Chosen (2008)

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