This is another of our 80s video shop “classics”. Chances are, if you remember this movie at all, it’s probably on the horror shelves of your local video shop – and, if you’re like me, you looked at it, went “this sounds rubbish. Who cares about a closet?” and put it back in favour of … Continue reading
When you’ve made one of the greatest bad movies ever at your first attempt, what else is there to do? Well, the simple answer is to write, produce, direct, co-edit, do makeup and craft services for a movie where you play God, visiting Earth to check on your creation. I didn’t think it was possible … Continue reading
YES!! After weeks of nothing good, the ISCFC hits paydirt with one of the most amazing so-bad-it’s-good movies perhaps ever, a glorious debut from a filmmaker who’s got a strong idea of what he wants and knows exactly how to get it. The only question that anyone should have is “where can I find this … Continue reading
Dear reader, my masochistic streak re: terrible movies has given you yet another review. I was under the impression that the Nazi zombie genre was fairly small, but after un-enjoying “Zombie Lake”, I discover there’s loads of the bloody things. We won’t be reviewing “Dead Snow”, because I watched it just before starting with the … Continue reading
After our review series of the 15 parts of the 5-film “Zombi” series, I thought we were done, and you probably weren’t interested in reading me being annoyed by crappy zombie movies, but this is sort of a cousin to one of my favourites, so it snuck in. Its relationship is to the classic “Virgin … Continue reading
The worst thing ever – yes, even worse than all the dictators and diseases that have ever existed – is comedy movies that aren’t funny. Horrors that aren’t scary or thrillers that aren’t thrilling at least have a plot to fall back on, but when the entire point of a scene is a gag that … Continue reading
I think maybe this SyFy Channel movie’s original title was “Snake, Man” because while there are snakes and men in it, there’s no one thing that could be called both. They just edited the pot references out and sold it to SyFy! Alright, maybe not. But when a film is as dumb as this … Continue reading
This SyFy Channel effort annoyed the heck out of me, and not just for the normal reasons. It’s “Alive” with a yeti in it, which is a cool idea actually, but that’s not the annoying part. It’s based on two things which 100% wouldn’t happen in real life, and aren’t given any good reason for … Continue reading
