Looking back over “Stone Cold” and the amount of stuff that happens in it, you’d be forgiven for thinking it was three hours long; but it’s a trim and super action-packed 90 minutes, and not only that, it’s really good! While no-one would mistake Brian Bosworth for an actor, neither would they for Jean-Claude Van … Continue reading
I imagine the sequel to “The Terror Within” was born thus. Star Andrew Stevens and producer Roger Corman are sat having lunch, discussing the boffo box office that their “Alien” rip-off did; Corman would naturally like a sequel. Stevens says yes, but only if he can direct; Corman agrees, but also wants him to write … Continue reading
We here at the ISCFC are experts in movies that borrow liberally from other, more famous movies, but even we, cynical as we are, were a little taken aback by just how many plot points this borrows from two famous entries in the same franchise. In 1981, the great Roger Corman produced “Galaxy Of … Continue reading
This might, just might, have the most ISCFC-level star-studded cast of all time. If you’re not at least intrigued after I list them, then…well, I’ve got no idea why you’re reading this. Evan Lurie (Expect To Die; Hologram Man; Cyborg 3) Sherrie Rose (Summer Job; Night Claws; No Retreat, No Surrender 3; Cy-Warrior) Robert … Continue reading
Let’s make a deal, dear reader. Any movie that comes along looking like this, let’s just assume it’s terrible, stop watching it and move on with our lives. The warning signs: 1. The IMDB budget is listed at $10,000, and I’d suggest that’s being generous 2. There’s no lighting, but not in a Dogme 95 … Continue reading
We here at the ISCFC are long-time haters of Jalal Merhi. He’s perhaps the worst actor to ever headline multiple movies – he made his money from his family’s jewel business and plowed all that cash into making his own starring vehicles, always producing them, and often directing too. It’s really hard to over-emphasise just … Continue reading
Someone set up as the hero who dies after a few minutes! People wearing masks so they can appear to be other characters! Two entirely different plotlines running simultaneously! Yes, dear reader, we’re in Godfrey Ho country! Although I’ve given you a potted biography of him several times, I keep finding out new information … Continue reading
There’s a story to tell here, so let’s start off with “Mystery Science Theater 3000”. One of their more beloved directors was a fellow by the name of Coleman Francis, who made “The Beast of Yucca Flats”, “The Skydivers” and “Red Zone Cuba”, incompetent and weird but made with a genuine black heart. Francis’ producer … Continue reading
